When To Send Flowers To Your SO
Assuming you send flowers at all, of course.
I know, flowers are wasteful — they wilt, they die … hardly something to profess undying love, right? But my wife loves them and I love my wife — so she gets them.
I’ve been married a long time; 22 years this last October. If there is one thing I know how to do? It is sending flowers.
Unfortunately, sending flowers has a very negative connotation attached to them. They are used for all the wrong reasons; not when YOU should be sending flowers to your SO (significant other).
The secret to successful flower dispatch isn’t about “when” to send them … it is about “when not” to send them.
There are several factors to consider, but let’s start with the occasions on which not to send flowers.
Apology
Nothing says “I’m sorry” than a bushel of flowers, right?
“Hey babe, please accept this bouquet of once-living-but-soon-dead assortment of baby’s breath and roses as my way of expressing my regrets for <insert the dumbass thing you probably did without thinking it through>”
Apologies delivered as flowers are deemed artificial and could come off as a non-admittance of guilt in a…
